Wow, do I ever have to apologize, here. Not for the absence from posting, but for the incredible innacuracies in my last post. I was totally off-base. I mean, squirrels? Disrupting all of Latveria's communications? What was I thinking, huh? Ha ha!
Anyway, for my clearly lunatic lies, I got to spend some time in a lovely rehabilitaion facility lovingly called Doom's Crushing Fist. It is a wonderfully state-of-the-art facility attended by the best, super-best-I-just-can't-say-enough-good-about-them, not at all unecessarily cruel exemplars of civic responsibility and kindness I have ever had the privilege of meeting. Yes, my time in Latveria's Correctional System was most enlightening and edifying.
I got to meet some wonderfl people and engage in relationships I might never have entertained otherwise. I still feel the impact of those relationships on te outside, every time I close my eyes, or lie down to sleep... or when someone touches my back on the subway... or when my wife whispers in my ear...
Yes, it was certainly a life-changing experience, but not one that I hope to repeat any time soon. After all, I'd hate to think that I would be taking some other lucky person's spot in that magnificent institute. No, I think I'll just double-check my facts from now on.
Yes, sir, a wonderful time was had by all!
